Ahahahahah

"4. The term "bloody" as in "bloody hell" is not a violation."

But as good Americans, "bloody" (in that OTHER sense of the word) is totally off bounds.



Oh, what would we do without the genius of Goodlife?

In University we studied the extensive writings of "Goodlife". Not only was she a scholar comparable to Socrates, but her pseudo-retarded rulings at the Hannity forum were (are?) a constant source of study and hilarity. She is second only to Lee Kington.

Oh, by the way - if you're looking for a Republican (*cough* idiot *cough*) babysitter who might be more concerned with "Family Matters" than "The Origin of the Family...", then please send your resume written in crayon to: forums.hannity.com , attention: Goodlife, C/O: Smart people.

"Feminazi was coined by Rush. It is used to describe a radical feminist. I don't have a problem with using it here. Right now, Mark Levin is using Islamo-Nazi. Again, I have no problem using it. Where I had issues years ago was the gratuitous reference to an individial as a Nazi, or a comparison to Hitler, in a cheap attempt to discredit the poster. I don't think any of our posters have ever done anything close to what Hitler did...and to make constant use of his name in that regard almost trivializes the holocaust."

CUT TO...

" I edited out the part that violated the Nazi rule."

Just When You Thought it Was Safe...

Ahhhh, the boards were so quiet over the past month, or so. It was so quiet that one was forced to confront the previously-thought-to-be-absurd possibility that maybe the moderators at Hannity.com had come to their senses and stopped being complete fucktards.

Not so.

In this thread, the ol' scholar Lee Kington says NO MORE NEW THREADS ABOUT RACISM re: OBAMA'S PASTOR. In fact, he went so far as to close a thread (or two) and suggest that all future comments on such topic be put in one of the existing threads. Fine. Whatever.

Oh, wait! What's that I hear? Could it be the sound of a douchebag starting a NEW THREAD ABOUT RACISM re: OBAMA'S PASTOR? Seems like that should be addressed, no?

Well, no. And shut up about it. Don't you know that if you're a friend of the mods, you can freely disregard the idiotic precendents that they just set, oh, like an hour before? And just SHHHHHH already!

The Time Outs, They Are A'Waitin'

A funny few days on the forum, due to some unexpected time outs given to regulars.

New Orleans Lady got 72 hours out for being just batshit insane (as usual), but the real shocker was good ol' boy GregMartin's CRUSHING AND BRUTAL 24 hour timeout for, well, being a fucking idiot and comparing Barack Obama to Osama bin Laden. (Their names are one letter apart, geddit?)

"One precedent creates another and they soon accumulate and constitute law"

Do not make fun of McCain's POW status.

Actually, I agree. It's petty and ignorant and partisan and puerile - and every other idiotic insult I might think to add.

However, I think that codifying such is setting a dangerous precedent that might live for another 5 years. Yikes. And besides, where the fuck were they when a little ol' veteran called J Kerry was being ridiculed for his military service by civilians?

Yes, I mean to say that the moderators at hannity.com are ridiculously biased. And stupid.

The Days of Our Lives

Regarding this earlier post, MenigLBC has asked to be reinstated at the forum. So far s/he is being completely ignored. Looks like they're going to make the poster get down and beg...

Stay tuned.

What Does One Do When Completely Pwned on the Hannity Forums?

Well, if you're Lee, you tell the "other person" to shut up. And then you lock the thread to prevent any further embarrassment.

"Neither she nor I OWE you a full explanation of it. Let it go and DO NOT bring the matter up again."

LOL. Hear that?